What women want: A response to the merman or inverse-merman debate!

Some time ago, I posted a picture of a cute mermaid and an “inverse-mermaid” (basically, a fish with legs!). I asked guys, in case they happened to be on an inhabited island, which company would they prefer. The most interesting response was Bobby’s, who asked in return:

“But what if there is a MERMAN and INVERSE MERMAN and girls had to choose one of them. For curiosity purpose I would like to know what Woman have chosen?”

Good question! It really made me wonder, so to answer … read more

Accept it, a girlfriend loves to complain! If somebody had told me a year ago that I would be sitting in a cafe with this beautiful, intelligent chick, I would have found it extremely improbable. But if the same person had said that I would be stuck here for hours listening to her non-stop whining on a sunny Saturday afternoon, I would have called them nuts. And still, here I am… Today, it’s her boss that is driving her crazy. He called last night when we were making out (ok, she has a point!). But still, that doesn’t explain every … read more

You have no doubt been in a situation, as a woman, where you have an ill man in your hands. Nothing major, just a cold or flu or bad tummy. It’s amazing how these are treated as life threatening illnesses. If you want him to get better, my advice to you is to let him go through the entire cycle of whimpering, whining and groaning. Once he is done, he will be better, will get out of bed and life will be normal once again.

You have seen the annual flu. None of us goes for long without contracting one. You … read more

As a woman who wants to successfully relate with a man, whether your husband, boyfriend, brother, cousin, dad or even room-mate, you must know the no-go zones of males to make any success of the relationship.  There are some boundaries you don’t cross with men, and knowing these boundaries will go a big way in holding the peace:

1. TV

Whatever you do, his TV habits are out of bounds for you. If he wants to stare at the Sports Channel like a complete idiot all day and half the evening, please … read more

Female Prayer:

Before I lay me down to sleep ,
I pray for a man, who’s not a creep,
One who’s handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who’ll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he’s gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won’t be annoyed
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.

Once upon a time, a guy asked a beautiful girl “Will you marry me?”

The girl said “NO!”

All children, from an early age, develop obsessions. Little girls hang onto one favorite doll. Little boys may have a Superman or Spiderman toy that has to go everywhere with them.

Some toys are even common between the sexes; you’ll occasionally see a girl or a boy who won’t let go of Big Bird until they fall asleep. It’s interesting that some will push this obsession to puzzling degrees: a sick looking, threadbare baby blanket could make the difference between whether the household gets any sleep or not.

Guys are visual; this is an ongoing battle for them through out their life to distinguish the difference between an object and a human.

Before all you guys go getting loud about it, let’s start with some facts. As in real life, truly-happen stuff. There is a man, 2 years ago, who admitted to having had sex with 1000 cars and is still at it. Don’t believe me, click here. This guy started sleeping with cars, admittedly at age 15. In fact, they are the love of his life, and he goes ahead to admit that … read more

Following my posts “Do Not Mess with Mature Women Drivers!!!” & ” Are Women Bad Drivers?” I found another post that shows how smart women are… When I started to read the story I thought to myself “I know that story, I read it somewhere…”, but also the ending is a tad bit different, the end result is the same: women are smart! LOL

Dear wife:

I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.

Only men could come up with those and I think it is highly exaggerated of course but still too funny to read.

1. My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, ‘What’s on TV?’

I said, ‘Dust.’

And then the fight started…

Found this picture but I cannot remember where… so sorry if I cannot give credit to anyone….

Which of these would you chose as a companion??? A or B??

Give your answer by posting a comment…