This is a cool picture that my ex-husband received on his mobile phone and we immediately thought about the same thing: send it to our daughter dearest…

Once upon a time, a guy asked a beautiful girl “Will you marry me?”

The girl said “NO!”

Once applied, lipstick will never rub off -even while scuba diving.

It’s easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.

All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.

Following my posts “Do Not Mess with Mature Women Drivers!!!” & ” Are Women Bad Drivers?” I found another post that shows how smart women are… When I started to read the story I thought to myself “I know that story, I read it somewhere…”, but also the ending is a tad bit different, the end result is the same: women are smart! LOL

Only men could come up with those and I think it is highly exaggerated of course but still too funny to read.

1. My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, ‘What’s on TV?’

I said, ‘Dust.’

And then the fight started…

And do not even dare saying we are too demanding! It is not that difficult to make a us happy… Just follow the guide and you should do just fine.

To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef

This one goes well with my other post “Are Women Bad Drivers“… LMAO

A mature (over 40) lady gets pulled over for speeding…

Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she’ll see him later and walks away.

Mike was going to be married to Karen so his Father sat him down for a little chat.

He said, ‘Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your Mother, and said, ‘Here, try these on.”

She did and said, ‘These are too big. I can’t wear them.’

Growing old does have one benefit … experience!  So, I am here to share my vast pool of knowledge… Of course my boyfriend can’t resist telling me I need to get the laundry, but here’s the list anyway…

1. If you do anything that gets your hands wet, soapy or dirty, your nose WILL itch.

2. When you give your email out anywhere on the internet, you will soon learn all you never wanted to know about body part enhancements.

It has been known for many years that sex was good exercise, but until now… nobody had mad a scientific study of the caloric content of different sexual activities. Now after “original and proprietary” research, the results are in….

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it’s a bad one… Both of their car are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways…

After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers…