The Guide To Make A Woman Happy
And do not even dare saying we are too demanding! It is not that difficult to make a us happy… Just follow the guide and you should do just fine.
To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give us compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress us out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give us lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give us lots of time, especially time for ourselves
53. give us lots of space, never worrying about where we go
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements we make
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HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food & drinks

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God this list is spot on, cept you forget on your list for us to take out the garbage and fill the tires with air. Oops wanted to say something, but have to keep it clean, hmmm, Thinking…… ahhhhh…….hmmmmmm,,,,,,Oh I got it 3. have to wrap all the presents for us at Christmas
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I am guilty with the lists being listed on how to make a woman happy.
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haha I like this guide, might post it up and credit to you
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