Cocky pickup lines to use or not to use
Have you seen movies where a guy uses a pickup line to get a girl? Most likely, you have. It happens in most comedy movies, but does it happen in real life? Of course, it does. That doesn’t mean it is a good idea though…
Before focusing on the pros and cons of using a pickup line to meet a girl and get a date, know that pickup lines come in a number of different formats. Honestly, it all depends on who you ask. Some classify “hi, how are you doing tonight?” or “are you having as much fun as me?” as pickup lines. For this article, we are going to focus on the funny, yet occasionally cocky pickup lines, like the ones you see in comedy movies.
So, what exactly is a funny, yet cocky pickup line? It is one where overconfidence just pours from you. It screams “I am a good catch. I know it and now you will too.” A few cocky pickup lines include:
“I’m going outside to make out. Do you care to join me?”
“I have big feet!”
“Do you work for UPS? Because I could have sworn you were checking out my package.”
As previously stated, just because there are a ton of pickup lines available online for you to use, it doesn’t mean you should. Many times, they backfire. For example, the above mentioned pickup line of “I have big feet.” We all know what that implies. It is great to have confidence, but this takes it a little bit too far. You want to score a date with a girl, not have her think you are a cocky jerk. If you really want to hit a homerun, focus on rounding the bases first. After all, you got to start somewhere. If you use this pickup line, at least say hi first.
Another reason why you should avoid cocky pickup lines is because most imply sex. Yes, both men and women have one-night stands, but that doesn’t meant the woman you are talking to does. If you truly want to score in the bedroom, get an official date first. Pickup lines, like “I’m going outside to make out. Do you care to join me?” implies that the woman wants sex right then and there. Yes, you may actually get lucky, but don’t make a woman feel slutty.
There are a number of downsides to using the pickup lines that are the brunt of many jokes, but it may just work to your advantage. Are you willing to take a gamble or are you really a fun and overconfident guy? If so, be yourself and let the pickup lines flow out. Depending on what you say, some women may laugh and walk away, some may walk away in disgust, but you may just get a giggler who stays.
In short, you do take a gamble when using a funny and cocky pickup line to meet a woman and ask her on a date. So, what should you do? Be yourself. If a pickup line comes out, just wait and see what happens. With that said, don’t research cocky pickup lines at home unless you intend to joke around with friends. If you can’t come up with a good line on your own, it is better left unsaid.
Popularity: 100% [?]
































No offense but who would take advice from you? You clearly point out in your blog that your life is less than stable in many areas, so it seems clear to me that advice may not be your thing.
Who has a perfect life?
[...] bookmarks tagged cocky Cocky pickup lines to use or not to use | Prisqua&… saved by 4 others juhjuhjenn bookmarked on 12/30/08 | [...]
Geez what a jerk! I’ll take advice from Prisqua anytime.
Or does he think that’s pickup line? If so…. i don’t think it will work! lol
Leave a comment!
Humour »
How To Be A Modern-Day Fictional Heroine
It used to be so easy. All you needed was a thick mane of tousled auburn locks, high cheekbones and a determined little chin; add an ounce of determination and an event from your past …
Parenting »
The joy of parenting! Especially when it is not even your own child!
About 3 or 4 months ago, I agreed on taking on my daughter’s friends, Morgan, as she was having issues with her mother and was apparently kicked out of her home… She was only 14 …
Pick Up Lines »
Cocky pickup lines to use or not to use
Have you seen movies where a guy uses a pickup line to get a girl? Most likely, you have. It happens in most comedy movies, but does it happen in real life? Of course, it …
Quotes »
When I ask you to listen
” When i asked you to listen to me and you start giving me advice, you have not done what i asked.
When i ask you to listen to me and you begin to tell me …
Videos »
My two closest friends
Two Friends…
Three different countries…
For the past 6 months I have lived in 3 different timezones to be able to keep up with my 2 closest friends from Plurk.
Just walking down memory lane…
One friend said…
“There are …
Recent Comments
Another web address of mine
Blogroll
Interesting Blogs
Archive
Great Mobile Sites
Follow Me
Tag Cloud
about me bitch bitches cooking Dallas date dates Dating drama dreams ex-husband family feelings friends friendships guys happiness heart holiday Humour job kids L.A. love meme men mother New Jersey news NYC online dating plurk Prisqua real life romance second life social network Sydney Texas trolley United States updates USA video youtubeRandom Posts
Latest Video Post
Recent Posts
Most Commented
Most Popular