Female Prayer: Before I lay me down to sleep , I pray for a man, who’s not a creep, One who’s handsome, smart and strong, One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who’ll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he’s gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won’t [...]

Once applied, lipstick will never rub off -even while scuba diving. It’s easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.

Mike was going to be married to Karen so his Father sat him down for a little chat. He said, ‘Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your Mother, and said, ‘Here, try these on.” She did and said, ‘These [...]

Many articles supply answers, but here I do not. Here, I ask the questions. If you want to rack your brains for finding the answers to these life conundrums, go for it! But, I have to warn you… Beware… These are not easy, and though somewhat hilarious and funny, they are real and true to [...]

It used to be so easy. All you needed was a thick mane of tousled auburn locks, high cheekbones and a determined little chin; add an ounce of determination and an event from your past that haunts you still. Then, wham! You were the perfect fictional heroine. But now it’s not so simple. With television [...]

I have heard the rumblings of many of you in readerland about the recent spike in gasoline prices. In fact it’s all I seem to hear about lately. But at least it keeps you from rumbling about the infrequency of my posts… Nonetheless, I have decided to try to help you get through this crisis [...]

Last night, Shona and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her: – I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug. She got up… unplugged the Computer, and threw out my wine! WTF!!! [...]